sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

gothiccharmschool:

The Addams Family house is for sale! For the first time since 1924. It would be perfect for the Eldergoth Retirement Haunted Mansion.

gothiccharmschool:

The Addams Family house is for sale! For the first time since 1924. It would be perfect for the Eldergoth Retirement Haunted Mansion.

WHOS READY FOR SOME GOOD NEWS!!!!
I AM
SOOO i’m graduating earlier than expected!! i’m graduating in december so i’m gonna be super young in college

i’m going to MAINE in the spring! and maybe even in summer!! to see gracie with my mom and maybe my dad? :0 im stoked

seussical is going AMAZING!! imm so ready for october!!

i’m takin thE EASIEST MATH EVER I STARTED CRYING WHEN I SAW HOW EASY IT WAS ITS AMAZING

THE ONLY BAD NEWS IS I’M takinNG LIKE 6 WHOLE CLASSES AT ONE AND HAVE TO FINISH A YEARS WORTH OF 4 OF THEM BY DECEMBER TO GRADUATE

tinythespian:

i want scott malkinson to seek out the holy grail (its me. more specifically, it’s my vagina)